bakerstreetsdoctor:

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

YOUR TEACHER IS A HERO

sharonosbourne:

yzma:

sharonosbourne:

urbanfuck:

sharonosbourne:

I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles

momofuku ando — the creator of ramen

I want to kiss Momofuku Ando

he’s been dead for six years

EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

penguinpanqueques:

blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

cedricfindsthatamusing:

trustmotherwatson:

bec-the-dog-and-jade-the-human:

reinventlube:

This aint a 

It’s a god damn

this aint a scene girl its a god damn ugandan people doing a handstand race?

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE THIS POST OUT FOR A MILLION YEARS

What the actual fuck is going on in that first picture????????

Is no one going to tell them what it means or

No, let them struggle

(Source: phuckcity)

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.